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Tim Minchin on human logic (by dizcourage)

<3 Tim Minchin

<3 Tim Minchin

chris:

No, not because he has on two fairly shitty guests (Ice Cube the crap movie sell-out and Denis Leary the Bill Hicks plagiarist), but because Tim Minchin’s performing in the comedy segment:

Tim will be providing the entertainment on Wednesday night’s Conan, alongside interviews with Ice Cube and Dennis Leary! You’ll be wanting to tune your TV into tbs at 11/10c to catch him in all his glory.

Aussies, you too can see this as it’s being shown on GEM on Friday at 11:30pm.

Having recently seen Matilda: The Musical, which Mr. Minchin wrote the music for, and having seen him live a couple of years ago, this is great news. I can’t help but wonder what he’s going to perform, though.

YES. Setting up the DVR right now!

Imagine what Tony would think, standing there on his brand new feet on the brink of the beginnings of mankind as we know it, if he could look forward just a few short hundreds of millions of years, to see one of his descendants; an Israeli Jew by the name of Jesus, having a nail hammered through his feet. The very feet that Tony provided him with, as a punishment for having a, sort of, schizophrenic discourse with a God who was created by Mankind to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony. It’d blow his little fishy mind.

—Tim Minchin (via justjasper)